Guy's 'What's Coming Up'

A bi-monthly(ish) lighthearted insight into the world of PII's publisher Guy Ullmann's latest going's on, together with updates about PII and details of ‘What's coming up‘ in each issue

Hello and welcome to my May 2022 WCU!

May is definitely my favourite month, summer is on the way, we have two bank holidays and the latter of which usually coincides with my birthday! Although turning 42 is not something to celebrate this year!


I'd like to share with you a recent experience I had, part of which still makes me squirm in embarrassment – bear with me, there is a point to it…!


Towards the end of last year I got a niggling injury that put me out of action for 5 months. That, coinciding with Christmas, meant that my usual dry January was not enough to shed the extra pounds I had gained. (Not great when you play quite a lot of beach tennis and very conscious that every other person has a gleaming six-pack!)


So, with Robi's ‘encouragement' she persuaded me to visit her nutritionist, which was a real eye opener.


Prior to the initial consultation I had to have a blood test and provide a pee sample. Naturally Robi forgot to tell me this minor detail, so I had to go back the next day and as always was running late…


I ran into the reception with my cup in a paper bag and was greeted with a shocked receptionist screaming “Il vasetto sta perdendo! Il vasetto sta perdendo!” which with my limited Italian wasn't very helpful, until I looked down and realised the lid may not have been sealed fully…. gulp!


I ran out quicker than you could say ‘mama mia'


The worst part is that I had to go back later with a new properly sealed cup, embarrassed doesn't even come close!


Not my proudest moment, but looking back now I can laugh…and share! 🙂


Anyway…


Being a veggie I always thought I ate very healthily, however, there is one thing eating healthy food, but another thing having a balanced diet.


As I learnt, there are a number of factors that make up a good diet and even better waste line!


The doctor plugged me in and took all my vitals and within a couple of days sent over a personalised diet.


It did take a few days to adjust to not only the diet but how creative I could be with my culinary skills (see my roundup gallery below!), however the difference after 3 months is pretty awesome. (Although I am combining this with Caroline Girvan's EPIC Endgame 50 day workout, which is an absolute killer!)


So Guy, why the hell are you sharing stories about leaking cups of pee I hear you ask!?


Well, that part of the story I just thought would be funny to share – We could all do with some cheering up during the current circumstances, even if it is at my own expense!


However, you can compare my new found balanced diet with your marketing strategy…


You need to have the right balance of different elements to get the most out of your marketing approach.


Too much of anything is not great and missing important aspects that you think you don't need can have a negative impact.


It's also important to note that it takes time to adjust to a new diet and to reap the rewards, and the more consistent you are the better the results.


Using established media that matches your client profile is one of those important elements.


The continuity of being seen with trusted and respected media partners plays a vital role in your sales funnel. It adds credibility and value to your company – this is why so many companies add the ‘As featured on e.g. Entrepreneur, Forbes, PII 😉 etc' on their own websites – because it tells prospective clients you can be trusted.

As featured on

So, whether it's via PR, display advertising, Podcasts, Webinars, Banner advertising, Directory listings, Social media sponsorship, Email marketing etc, these are all elements when working with a trusted media partner, that can strengthen your marketing approach to the industry. Why not look at the variety of 1st class services we offer here.


What this also teaches you, is to make sure the lid is well & truly fastened on any samples you may be providing…!

What's Coming Up in the May/June edition of PII...

If you missed our Mar/Apr edition, it was a real beauty so check it out opposite. Thank you to everyone who helped make it such a great issue.

 

 

We're working on a busy May/June edition, which will include columns from Gavin & Sean and features covering the below subjects: 

– Temperature Control & Measurement: Methodology to measure energy released in the form of heat in thermal processes

– Welding

– Industrial Networking & Communication

– How Thermal power plants can reduce environmental impact and optimise operational costs

– Near-unity charge generation quantum yields in organic solar cells

– Ways Process Companies Can Improve ESG

– Medium Pressure UV Systems: A Bright Future for Water Dechlorination in Food and Beverage

– Helping Chemical Manufacturers Understand Their Application Security Responsibilities

– All the components must become a little smarter, for the whole process to become a lot smarter

 

 

Columnists:

 

– Sean Moran
– Gavin Smith

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I course would love to hear from you for any advertorial or advertising enquiries (our front cover package is also still available, which includes the front cover + a Double Page Spread), please drop me a line via the form opposite or email me on: guyullmann@piimag.com

 

 

Final booking date: May 27th

Tik Tok theory

Tik Tok
I read a very interesting article about TikTok recently…

It's fast becoming one of the most popular social apps in the world, with a reported 1 Billion active monthly users – who I am ashamed to say my mother is one of and constantly shares very addictive videos with me, I may have to block her soon!

The article discussed a theory about the TikTok algorithm, where in China, which is where it originates from, the videos which are displayed are of a more educational nature, focussed around science, maths engineering and technology, whereas for the majority of the rest of the world, it boosts videos about animals, pranks and general rubbish.

The theory is they believe by programming children's minds with more academic content it will influence and inspire them to do greater things and set China part with new innovation ahead of the rest of the world.

It's a fascinating theory which I really would not be surprised if it was true, although I dread to think how social media will have developed by the time the children of today are the adults of tomorrow.

My last couple of months in images

It's been a relatively quiet period for me, I'm pretty focussed on a couple of new projects I'm working on behind the scenes. However, Robi & I managed a quick break for our latest beach tennis tournament, which was at a stunning location in her homeland of Italy.

Latest Podcasts

Below are our latest Podcasts and we have new one on the way soon.

If you would like to feature on an episode drop me a line guyullmann@piimag.com

And finally....

 

A good friend shared a poem with me recently to help get my head back on track during a difficult period, which I'd like to share with you:


If— 

Rudyard Kipling


If you can keep your head when all about you

   Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

   But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

   Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,

   And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;


If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

   If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with triumph and disaster

   And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

   Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,

   And stoop and build ’em up with wornout tools;


If you can make one heap of all your winnings

   And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

   And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

   To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

   Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;


If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

   Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch;

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;

   If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run—

   Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

Thanks as always for reading and I look forward to hearing from you.

All the best,

Guy

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